Jackrabbits From Hell
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 7:40 pm
Unit: Jackrabbits From Hell
Registry: DC-SD-02-03
Status: SUCCESSFUL
07/25/3095
Camera shot opens with Joseph Bly sitting in a chair, looking at the camera drone hovering in front of him with dramatic music playing. He is dressed in battered fatigues with an open armored vest covering his torso and a boonie hat tucked into one of the loops on the vest. A standard issue Federated Suns’ infantry helmet sits on the left arm of the chair he is in with the New Avalon Free Press logo on one side and a helmet camera mounted on the other.
>>Ladies and gentlemen, before we begin, I want to caution you that the entertainment that you are about to watch may contain violence, nudity, and language that will offend some viewers. It is recommended that children under the age of 17 not watch this show. What you are about to view is a glimpse into the life of the mercenary MechWarrior. <<
>>These men and women that you are about to watch are not part of Wolf’s Dragoons or the Kell Hounds or even slightly less celebrated units such as the Restless Souls or the Black Star Irregulars. These MechWarriors, techs, Aerospace fighter pilots, troopers, and the others you will meet here are rough and tumble people that live on the edge and can be fighting for their lives at any moment against any odds. <<
>>While the footage you are about to watch and the interviews that you will see will be edited, we are making every effort to keep as much of the footage intact so that you, the viewer, will be able to experience how these mercenaries live, act, love, hate, fight, and die in their search for glory and the almighty C-bill. This is their story. <<
>> This… is Life On The Edge: Mercenaries. <<
((This episode brought to you by Mercury Interstellar Transport and Delivery, “For When It Really Needs To Get There… No Matter Where There Is.”))
Registry: DC-SD-02-03
Status: SUCCESSFUL
07/25/3095
Camera shot opens with Joseph Bly sitting in a chair, looking at the camera drone hovering in front of him with dramatic music playing. He is dressed in battered fatigues with an open armored vest covering his torso and a boonie hat tucked into one of the loops on the vest. A standard issue Federated Suns’ infantry helmet sits on the left arm of the chair he is in with the New Avalon Free Press logo on one side and a helmet camera mounted on the other.
>>Ladies and gentlemen, before we begin, I want to caution you that the entertainment that you are about to watch may contain violence, nudity, and language that will offend some viewers. It is recommended that children under the age of 17 not watch this show. What you are about to view is a glimpse into the life of the mercenary MechWarrior. <<
>>These men and women that you are about to watch are not part of Wolf’s Dragoons or the Kell Hounds or even slightly less celebrated units such as the Restless Souls or the Black Star Irregulars. These MechWarriors, techs, Aerospace fighter pilots, troopers, and the others you will meet here are rough and tumble people that live on the edge and can be fighting for their lives at any moment against any odds. <<
>>While the footage you are about to watch and the interviews that you will see will be edited, we are making every effort to keep as much of the footage intact so that you, the viewer, will be able to experience how these mercenaries live, act, love, hate, fight, and die in their search for glory and the almighty C-bill. This is their story. <<
>> This… is Life On The Edge: Mercenaries. <<
((This episode brought to you by Mercury Interstellar Transport and Delivery, “For When It Really Needs To Get There… No Matter Where There Is.”))